Hawks

One day this old bull ( vaylor ) and this young bull ( tribute ) was walking in the pastuer. yes they were skipping over cow patties, and have a delightful time... when all of the sudden , peering down from atop a great big hill, they seen a group of cows. Now, this was no ordinary group of cows. These cows were tricked out hooker looking cows, I mean they looked like cows from one of LC's wet dreams. Heck i even seen some these cows at Vladok's shop of little hooker toys. They were hottie to the hilt.

So, anyway. Tribute looks up at the old bull ( vaylor ) and says, " hey pimp daddy " lets run down their and fark one of them their honeys. Vaylor being the pimp that he is, debates this in his all wise and knowing mind for a few minutes. he then turns to the young bull and says, I am feeling a little frisky...lets walk down their and I will fark them all !!


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P.S. this kind of wisdom is not ussually so easily shared, you have just been graced.



~ Vaylor ~

the cow patty part has the odor of truth about it

beastiality ftw i guess

Sheep and kneeboots work really well. Or just point them in a corner so they can only go backwards. This is all cited directly from Vaylor, btw.

nice, nice - sheep in corner. thats much less violent than bear traps.