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Vaylor

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Post Tue Apr 10, 2007 11:50 am

One day this old bull ( vaylor ) and this young bull ( tribute ) was walking in the pastuer. yes they were skipping over cow patties, and have a delightful time... when all of the sudden , peering down from atop a great big hill, they seen a group of cows. Now, this was no ordinary group of cows. These cows were tricked out hooker looking cows, I mean they looked like cows from one of LC's wet dreams. Heck i even seen some these cows at Vladok's shop of little hooker toys. They were hottie to the hilt.

So, anyway. Tribute looks up at the old bull ( vaylor ) and says, " hey pimp daddy " lets run down their and fark one of them their honeys. Vaylor being the pimp that he is, debates this in his all wise and knowing mind for a few minutes. he then turns to the young bull and says, I am feeling a little frisky...lets walk down their and I will fark them all !!


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P.S. this kind of wisdom is not ussually so easily shared, you have just been graced.



~ Vaylor ~
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Corvus

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Post Wed Apr 11, 2007 2:29 pm

the cow patty part has the odor of truth about it :)
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Tribute

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Post Thu Apr 12, 2007 8:20 am

ffs, have I not enlightened you before? I have the stamina of a God. I can run for 19 days straight with no sleep and still boink like a champ for another 19.
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SEEYMORE

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Post Thu Apr 12, 2007 9:46 am

You forgot about the sneaky bull (SEEYMORE) who while you were busy "skipping over cow patties" had already fark em first. :)
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cyndi

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Post Thu Apr 12, 2007 10:07 am

lmao seeymore fix at compter already bud
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Tribute

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Post Thu Apr 12, 2007 10:34 am

SEEYMORE Wrote:You forgot about the sneaky bull (SEEYMORE) who while you were busy "skipping over cow patties" had already fark em first. :)

There's nothing wrong with sloppy seconds.
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Swift

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Post Thu Apr 12, 2007 9:45 pm

you guys are dorks. such a old joke but funny
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Vladok

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Post Sat Apr 21, 2007 5:52 pm

beastiality ftw i guess :P
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Tribute

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Post Sat Apr 21, 2007 11:04 pm

Sheep and kneeboots work really well. Or just point them in a corner so they can only go backwards. This is all cited directly from Vaylor, btw.
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Vladok

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Post Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:08 am

nice, nice - sheep in corner. thats much less violent than bear traps.
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